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Sounds | Pictures | Flash | Humor | Chili |
| Don't forget to Right Click! | ||
| Sounds | ||
| alertk2.wav 37.7KB | Star Trek alarm. | |
| amailman.wav 51.3KB | "Mailman. Got you're mail here." | |
| badges1.wav 87.1KB | "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" | |
| bbcanceled.wav 50.5KB | "Work is canceled? Cool." | |
| bonk.wav 9.4KB | Hollow thump. (default sound) | |
| darkpath.wav 359KB | "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger..." | |
| dodonot.wav 194KB | "Do. Or do not. There is no try." | |
| foghorn.wav 5KB | Ooga. (start windows) | |
| forgot.wav 17.6KB | "Oh crap, I forgot." | |
| goodbye.wav 49.6KB | "This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." | |
| hal.wav 64.9KB | "I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly." | |
| halmsg.wav 12.8KB | "There is a message for you." | |
| holodeck.wav 66.6KB | "Program complete. Enter when ready." | |
| lame.wav 110KB | "That is so lame." (critical stop) | |
| mailworf.wav 46.7KB | "Captain, incoming message." (new mail) | |
| message.wav 31.2KB | "Message for you, sir." | |
| mindgo.wav 21.4KB | "My mind is going." | |
| negwavs.wav 32.9KB | "Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning." | |
| ohoh.wav 5KB | Oh oh. (question) | |
| pete_wlf.mid 12.0KB | Classic tune. | |
| race.wav 179KB | What a sweet sound. | |
| realities.wav 61.6KB | "...and some of my realities become dreams." | |
| sciencebeep.wav 15.1KB | Laser noise. (system default) | |
| scienceempty.wav 11.8KB | Burbles. (empty recycle bin) | |
| scienceerror.wav 10.6DB | Toot toot. (program error) | |
| scienceexit.wav 31.9KB | Theramin. (exit windows) | |
| space.wav 5.54KB | Zap. | |
| sucks.wav 51.7KB | "...I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks." | |
| undersea.mid 55.9KB | Calypso tune. Key West Cam | |
| whip.wav 12.2KB | Crack. (exclamation) | |
| whistle.wav 14.7KB | Star Trek message. (icq message) | |
| whizz.wav 6.42KB | Zing. (asterisk) | |
| Pictures | ||
| 640x480.gif 895B |  Small screen size. |
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| 800x600.jpg 3.1KB |  Medium screen size. |
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| brownair2.jpg 97.0KB |  Brown from the air. |
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| microsoft1978.jpg 52.5KB |  Company portrait. |
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| midlandair.jpg 23.2KB |  Midland from the air. |
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| overlandair.jpg 33.1KB |  Overland from the air. |
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| palomar.jpg 87.3KB |  Hang on, Mark. That curve is tighter than it looks. |
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| puzzle.gif 21.7KB |  Can you solve this? |
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| welcomehome.jpg 107KB |  My buddy. |
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| Flash | ||
| copter.swf 43.7KB | Can you fly it? | |
| dengdeng.swf 71.5KB | Formula 1. | |
| go.swf 9.80KB | Play with the bunny. | |
| penguin.swf 227KB | Launch the penguin. | |
| Humor | ||
| dataloss.html 1.58KB | How did he do it? | |
| drsuess.html 1.84KB | If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port... | |
| funfacts.html 3.69KB | A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. | |
| manager.html 1.77KB | ...but how did you know? | |
| metric.html 2.07KB | 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope | |
| realtools.html 5.01KB | PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. | |
| writerers.html 2.81KB | Don't use no double negatives. | |
| Chili | ||
| billschili.pdf 14.9KB | The original one and only. |
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